Why chocolate is better than Sex [!?]

  • You can GET chocolate.
  • “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
  • Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  • You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  • You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  • You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
  • If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
  • Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
  • The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
  • You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
  • You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  • You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
  • With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
  • Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
  • You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
  • Good chocolate is easy to find.
  • You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
  • You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  • When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
  • With chocolate size doesn’t matter.

DAR .. eu zic altfel/invers!big grin

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This Article Has 15 Comments
  1. ana says:

    total de acord cu tine big grin

  2. addicted says:

    Si cu mine ar fi de acord inca multe altele laughing

  3. neo says:

    d’aia e plin de curve la volanul masinilor de 80 de mii de euro?..
    d’aia sunt pline cluburile de pisi-uri semi-dezbracate?..
    d”aia e prostitutia cea mai veche indeletnicire feminina?..
    .. ca mananca ciocolata?.. laughing).. mintiti de si voi credeti laughing..

  4. Twenty says:

    Eu nu inteleg placerea asta a vostra de a manca ciocolata (DES). Mie nu (prea)-mi place. Cred ca voua (fetelor) va provoaca un mic “orgasm” ceva laughing de sunteti asa innebunite dupa ciocolata.. What’s the secret ? laughing

  5. addicted says:

    Bai, a tunat si v-ati adunat cumva? laughing
    Eu ador ciocolata si nuuuuuu, nu mananc DES si nuuuu nu-mi ofera nici cel mai minuscul orgasm dar stiu persoane care zic ,ca le-ar oferi !? laughing

  6. Delia says:

    Pai daca-i buna ciucalata, normal ca mancam. big grin

  7. addicted says:

    @Delia: Lasa tuuu ca ei au alte mici mari placeri tongue

  8. Delia says:

    Desi eu prefer niste cereale cu lapte in loc de ciucalata. blushing laughing

  9. addicted says:

    @Delia: We know, miss cereale, we know. laughing

  10. Twenty says:

    Pai de ce o adori ma ?

    Parca vad un raspuns gen “Pai e buna” laughing Inteleg ca e buna.. si alte chestii mai sunt bune, dar ce are ciocolata in plus fata de alte deserturi ? laughing

  11. addicted says:

    @Twenty: E MAI buna decat restul deserturilor. laughing 1.Cum? 2.de ce?
    1.Nu stiu
    2.De gust. laughing

  12. Ma simt mandra de mine rolling on the floor blushing

  13. Dar eu as completa cu faptul ca marimea conteaza si la ciocolata: eu nu ma multumesc cu un amarat de baton; am nevoie de o cioco intreaga blushing

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