- You can GET chocolate.
- “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
- If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
- Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
- The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
- You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
- You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
- With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
- Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- Good chocolate is easy to find.
- You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
- With chocolate size doesn’t matter.
DAR .. eu zic altfel/invers!:D
total de acord cu tine :D
Si cu mine ar fi de acord inca multe altele :))
d’aia e plin de curve la volanul masinilor de 80 de mii de euro?..
d’aia sunt pline cluburile de pisi-uri semi-dezbracate?..
d”aia e prostitutia cea mai veche indeletnicire feminina?..
.. ca mananca ciocolata?.. :))).. mintiti de si voi credeti :))..
Eu nu inteleg placerea asta a vostra de a manca ciocolata (DES). Mie nu (prea)-mi place. Cred ca voua (fetelor) va provoaca un mic „orgasm” ceva :)) de sunteti asa innebunite dupa ciocolata.. What’s the secret ? :))
Bai, a tunat si v-ati adunat cumva? :))
Eu ador ciocolata si nuuuuuu, nu mananc DES si nuuuu nu-mi ofera nici cel mai minuscul orgasm dar stiu persoane care zic ,ca le-ar oferi !? :))
Pai daca-i buna ciucalata, normal ca mancam. :D
@Delia: Lasa tuuu ca ei au alte mici mari placeri :P
Desi eu prefer niste cereale cu lapte in loc de ciucalata. :”> :))
@Delia: We know, miss cereale, we know. :))
Pai de ce o adori ma ?
Parca vad un raspuns gen „Pai e buna” :)) Inteleg ca e buna.. si alte chestii mai sunt bune, dar ce are ciocolata in plus fata de alte deserturi ? :))
@Twenty: E MAI buna decat restul deserturilor. :)) 1.Cum? 2.de ce?
1.Nu stiu
2.De gust. :))
Ma simt mandra de mine =)) :”>
Dar eu as completa cu faptul ca marimea conteaza si la ciocolata: eu nu ma multumesc cu un amarat de baton; am nevoie de o cioco intreaga :”>
@Chocolatfollie: Aaaah da :)) Us too!!!!!
Femeile….